“Fishing’s hard” most fly fishermen will tell you (typically after a fruitless day on the water).

“Fish are cagey things, though I would have caught lots today if I’d only had an extra hundred meters of 9x tippet, a higher modulus rod, better wading boots, and a bigger lunch.”

Oh yeah. They’re smart. So smart, in fact, that tiny little girls can catch them with their bare hands:

Hang your heads in shame, Undergrounders. A little girl in water wings and a “My Little Pony” swimsuit owns you.

p.s. – if you want to feel better about yourself and life in general, we’re throwing you a bone (ark ark) – the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit video (where the models are certainly not wearing My Little Pony swimsuits):