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The Underground first uncovered the conspiracy months ago.
Meet your new fish-bombing rulers, Undergrounders.
The birds.
First – in what was clearly a test run of their new strategy for becoming the dominant species on the planet – over feathered friends offered Wally the Wonderdog a meal of a fallen-from-the-sky brown trout.
Now comes this chilling news:
Leighann Niles, 35, was driving her 2004 Toyota Matrix south on North Buck Road when a bald eagle flew over her vehicle and dropped a moderate-sized freshwater drum, or sheepshead, from about 40 feet onto her windshield, shattering the glass.
Others see a cute little nature-related story. We see a frightening truth.
We see America’s cities reduced to scaly, foul-smelling ruins by flocks of carpet-bombing raptors.
We also see our military bases – along with the high-tech weapons we counted on to protect us – gummed by fish guts and rendered inoperable.
Sure, it sounds far fetched. But when you’re looking down the beak of your new avian overlords, Undergrounders, remember this: I tried to warn you. Tried.
via Holy Sheepshead! Fish falls from sky, smashes windshield.
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